Exciting Things

Here is a list of things that are currently happening in my life:

I am blogging from 33804 ft in the air.
I am listening to two things:
1. Colin singing "I was Meant for the Stage"
2. The dramatic lives of the women behind me. Don't believe me? Here is what they are talking about.
One woman is apparently in a poor marriage, based on lies from her husband. Her husband happens to be a shoplifter, just from the 7 Eleven and Wal*mart. For example, yesterday he emptied the pockets of an expensive purse, stuffing and all, and filled it with other expensive items, totaling $130. And the other day, he stole a $600 lawnmower. But do not fret. Her friend wants her to leave him. They both agree it is a good idea that she goes to the store managers and tell them about the situation, and if they catch him at it whilst he is with the children, to call the wife before they call protective services, as to not cause any trauma. Apparently, they are going to have a meeting with Neil, because he can help somehow, but it will be secret... You know to avoid the conflict of the rest of the office. The lady with the bad husband, will only be active in the church when the meeting times are between the hours of 11-2. Also, it is okay she had an affair because her marriage is based on lies and she found out about the lies BEFORE she started sleeping around on him. And who can blame her?

Seriously people, I cannot make this up. And one day, this will be a short story, so copyright. Boo-yah.

I have traveled 173 miles. I love internet on a plane. It is neat. I really really really love this little screen on the back of the seat in front of me which displays a little map of where we are, with updates as to our altitude, time to destination, and distance traveled. I am a little in love with it. I always try to pretend I know how far I have gone anyway.

That is all from the air.