Thursday, November 4, 2010

Dreams



I have weird dreams. All the time. But I like it.

I had a dream that I was the vampire slayer and Wyett was my watcher. We fought gigantic mosquitoes… And we won.

Most recently I had a dream in which I got a call to serve a mission in Sweden. Rock on. So I went to the MTC, with no preparation mind you. In fact, once I got to the MTC, I realized that everyone else had a ton of missionary equipment, and I had nothing. Which caused a panic in my life. I wrote home, no actually I think I called, and told them to buy me mission stuff ASAP. They did. Now when I say I had nothing, I really mean I had almost nothing, because like every good prepared missionary, I of course brought my pet bunny. Why? I had a prompting. I also brought my best friend, welcome to the dream Trent. Because we all need companions, and I needed someone with whom I could spend 24/7. Naturally, Trent was that person. Also, Mindy got her mission call, and we were going to be roomies. She brought Dan, her best friend, as her companion. After a few days of hanging out in the MTC, there was a murder. Dun. Dun. Dun! (Oh the intrigue, right?)Naturally, everyone had to go and sit on the grass outside until the police were finished investigating. Everyone, with the exception of the Dream Team that is. We were exactly like the Scooby Gang. Shaggy-Dan, goofy and a little add, sorry for the dream judge dan. Freddie-Mindy, the leader slash trap setter. Velma-Me, awkward, says, "jinkies", and loses her glasses all the time. Daphne- Trent attractive and danger-prone. Scooby-doo? Tortoise. Shy, cuddly, loves treats. We were on the case. Tort led us to the killer, by sniffing the chemicals used in the murder. This mad the killer real angry, and she went after Trent. Have no fear, Mindy and I beat her with tennis racquets. We then attended a press conference, in which we relieved the killer's identity, and were asked to be the Missionary Special Task Team... meaning if there was any crime which involved missionaries anywhere, we investigated.

Last night, I had a dream that the world was ending. Trent and I were tasked with letting everyone know about. Naturally, we chose to spread the news through social networking sites. My first thought when I woke up was, who else should we warn? No one was the answer.

Okay, this is just a couple of my weird dream adventures, but I have weird dreams ALL the time. I'll keep posting them.


but in the meantime, sorry kid who I have wildly inappropriate dreams about all the time. I don't mean to be this awkward, its my subconscious. And yes, I am embarrassed to look you in the eye the next day.

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