Day Six

Day Six: Something I hope I never have to do.

I hope that I never have to sleep in the snow. Seriously, that would be the worst thing in the world. It would be so freaking cold. I do not enjoy the feeling of being cold and wet while looking at my breath.

I hate sleeping when my feet are freezing.

Or when I cannot feel my nose.

Or my ears.

Or my anything.

Also... I never hope to eat cantaloupe again. Ima be real honest with you for a second. I would rather eat bacon on/in everything for a year, than eat one piece of cantaloupe.

Seriously, it gives me the chills.

Nope. By Shel Siverstein

I put a piece of cantaloupe
underneath the microscope.
I saw a million strange things sleepin',
I saw a zillion weird things creepin',
I saw some green things twist and bend--
I won't ever eat a cantaloupe again.